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News Date: Sunday, March 1, 2026

News Summary
Scientists at the “National Institute of Very Important Discoveries” have confirmed that turning your phone upside down increases battery life by 200%.

Lead researcher Dr. Pixel claimed, “Gravity helps the electrons rest.”

Meanwhile, several houseplants have reportedly formed a union demanding more compliments and better sunlight conditions.

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